Talk:Paul Johnson

Paul Johnson is around 5"11/6" tall. He wears size 8 shoe and is related to upermodel - Steph Johnson. His Mother (Jan Johnson) was on the famous "blind date" quiz show where she left her husband (Ian Johnson) for Pauls friend Jos Hounslow. From this, Paul has plummeted into depression and has recently been described as an "onion head" And "Turkey Neck". Since these names have stuck to him Through his school years, he then got offered a way out in life - to play football. he is now playing for hartlepool youth team after being handed a 2year deal on £50 a week. He also calls Jos "DAD"