Talk:Penis Song (Not the Noel Coward Song)

(Title)
The article says the subtitle is "The not Noel Coward Song", and the title says it is "Not the Noel Coward Song"... something needs fixing. Eb.eric 05:57, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
 * I agree. I have rv'd it because I'm pretty sure "Not the..." is correct. Chapwithwings 17:24, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

For the record, I have the 1989 CD. The track list on the back of the case says "NOT THE NOEL COWARD SONG" but the booklet says "THE NOT NOEL COWARD SONG". Given Python's silliness, I'm not sure which is right... ⫷ SkiSkywalker ⫸ (talk) 19:56, 11 December 2010 (UTC)

(John Thomas link)
The link to John Thomas has a lot of people with John and Thomas in their name, but no suggestion as to why it was linked. I suggest unlinking. Autkm (talk) 05:21, 24 November 2008 (UTC)

Mind reading
Removed:
 * hence the sub-title of the song "Not the Noel Coward Song."

Similarly
 * This opening innuendo is the opening gambit to a series to euphemisms for male genitalia. The overall message of the song appears to be summed up in its opening line: "Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?"

is rewritten, describing content rather than "message", and misleading (gratuitous) ref to "male genitalia". Just bcz it's dirty, doesn't mean it has to be described with a toilet-stall-wall level of apparent care. --Jerzy•t 08:05, 11 November 2009 (UTC)

Dock
In
 * [if you] "take it out in public," then "they will stick you in the dock,"

can stick .. in the dock mean "have intercourse? --Jerzy•t 08:05, 11 November 2009 (UTC)
 * It's where the defendant stands in British criminal trials. Sceptre (talk) 02:39, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

The Dot Point List
Might I express how pleased I am that such a list exists in Wikipedia. Oh, and I fixed a typo. —Preceding unsigned comment added by Menswear (talk • contribs) 12:54, 12 January 2010 (UTC)