Talk:Playtime Fontayne

He hasn't appeared for some years now but the last one was such a masterpiece that they may feel unable to surpass it.

'I've called you together because I've had a message from head office that I have to cut our costs by 10% with immediate effect. Now, whichever way you slice this one, I'm afraid it means I'm going to have to let one of you go. I hope it will be some small consolation if I assure you I shall be selecting the candidate for redundancy by means of the very latest personnel management and human resource theory.

'Ip-dip-doo, doggy does a poo, cat does a wee-wee, out goes YOU.'