Talk:Scandal Takes a Holiday

Plot summary
It's the height of summer, and Falco and Lucius Petronius Longinus (or Petro' for short) are out on the streets of the port town of Ostia, accompanied by Maia, Helena and Falco's daughters &mdash; Albia, Julia and Favonia. Petro' is on the lookout for Balbinus Florius, a dangerous mobster last seen in Britain, while Falco is on the lookout for a missing gossip columnist named Diocles, an Imperial freedman who actually writes under the name of "Infamia" (Latin: "scandal", "claumny"). According to Infamia's colleagues Mutatus and Holconius, Diocles is gifted but dissolute, and believe that he is playing truant, but Falco suspects otherwise. A young boy named Zeno approaches Petro', and tells him that "his mother won't wake up". Zeno's mother is found unconscious and drooling, and Maia is sent to nurse her - only to end up with a black eye when the woman, Pullia, wakes up. When asked why he told them, Zeno replies to Petro' that his uncle Lygon told Zeno that "the vigiles would want to know" if Pullia wouldn't wake up.

Unfortunately, Falco and Maia are hounded by his antagonistic sister Junia, who accuses Falco of being on holiday and upsets Falco, Petro' and Helena greatly, but otherwise leaves them alone. Next to come is Falco's mother, Junilla, who initially deflects Falco's attempts to find out why his mother has come down to Ostia. Continuing on the Infamia case, Falco calls on Diocles' landlady, who admits that while Diocles lodges with her, she has no idea where he has gone to. Falco bribes one of her slaves, Titus, to hand over Diocles' possessions, which but for one note tablet marked with the name "Damagoras" and one engraved with a strange grid-shaped pattern, hand no conclusive leads to Falco.

Much for Falco's chargrin, the one man in all of Ostia who seems ready to talk about Damagoras and who he is turns out to be none other than Falco's brother-in-law Gaius Baebius, who Falco loathes greatly. Gaius leads Falco to a large estate up north near Portus, where they are assaulted and confined (and Gaius belatedly tells Falco that Damagoras is rumoured to have been a pirate), and brought out later to meet its ostensibily prosperous owner. Damagoras surprisingly treats them hospitably in the opulent surroundings of his villa, and reveals that he was born in Cilicia (a region in Asia Minor notorious for piracy) but when questioned by Falco about being a pirate, Damagoras instantly denies being one or being connected with them, saying he is a "retired sea captain" who contacted Deiocles to "write his memoirs". Falco is not convinced by Damagoras, however, and decides that Damagoras needs to be inspected more closely.

Back in Ostia, the local vigiles chief, Brunnus, suggests that Falco talk to an expert on piracy &mdash; a naval officer named Caninus, who soon denies the existence of pirates. Caninus, once drunk, however arouses Falco's suspicion: Caninus is a naval attach&eacute; who is supposed to be attached with the Imperial fleet at Ravenna on the Adriatic: if so, then what is he doing on the wrong side of the Italian peninsula? Meanwhile, Aulus comes back to Falco with news &mdash; the wife to the owner of Aulus' ship to Athens, Aline, has been kidnapped. Falco discovers more clues about the kidnapping racket in Ostia, and discovers that the kidnappers' go-between for contacting hostages' relatives is a cross-dressing man known as "The Illyrian".

Seeking more help, Falco returns to Rome on two errands &mdash; the first is Marcus Rubella, Petro's tribune, to inform him of the kidnappings going on in Ostia. The second is to speak to Holconius and Mutatus, but they are out. Nevertheless, a slave in the columnists' office tells Falco the reason Deiocles went back to Ostia - to see his aunt Vestina. En route, Falco meets his father, who tells Falco that he knows Damagoras as a business partner, and the reason behind his mother's furtive visit - to see his uncle Fulvius, whom Falco has never seen for more than twenty years. Falco's father also reveals that Aline wasn't the first victim &mdash; previously, a young girl named Rhodope had also been abducted. speaking to Rhodope, Helena manages to discover that she is smitten with one of her former captors, named Theopompus. Back in Ostia, Falco tries to locate Vestina, but discovers that she died in a fire almost a year ago, and that Deiocles would normally stay with her.

Falco's sleuthwork also reveal a darker side to law enforcement in Ostia &mdash; the vigiles are seen as heavy-handed and not trustworthy, and so fire fighting and security work is done mostly by members of the local builders' guild, headed by a rich building contractor named Privatus. When Rubella's Sixth Vigiles Cohort arrives in Ostia to take over from the Fourth Cohort of Brunnus, Privatus has his men attempt to intimidate the vigiles at the handing-over ceremony. Naturally, Falco asks Privatus about the whereabouts of Deiocles, and notes Privatus' seeming disquiet, leading Falco to suggest to Petro' that the vigiles need to keep tabs on Privatus and the builders' guild. More note tablets by Deiocles turn up, proving that he had contact with someone who had engaged in piracy, mentioning two names: amongst which is the name of Lygon &mdash; one of Damagoras' henchmen. Falco decides that he needs to question Damagoras again, but once more, Damagoras flatly denies anything to do with piracy or the kidnap rings operating on the quays.

More trouble is in store for Falco, however: Theopompus is abroad and eloping with Rhodope in Ostia, but is soon murdered &mdash; ostensibly by jealous colleagues and the wealthy but hapless Posidonus is forced to cough up for Theopompus' wake. Suddenly, Holconius and Mutatus arrive in Ostia, with what seems to be a large chest full of cash. Holconius and Mutatus tell Falco that they have arrived to ransom back Deiocles on Helena's advice. This causes her to have a heated argument with Falco, but he backs down in the end and following Helena's plan, he asks the vigiles to trail the scribes, but the scribes are assaulted and the ransom money is taken by unknown assailants and the vigiles lose the trail. Dejected and disgusted, Falco goes for a walk and bumps into Caninus, who tries to convince Falco that his uncle Fulvius is "the Illyrian", but Falco doesn't believe him and tells Caninus to leave Fulvius alone. Much later, however, Falco catches sight of the alleged kidnappers with the ransom chest, and tails them to a military dock, where they are planning to board a liburna, but is spotted and attacked. Falco, outnumbered, is defeated in the ensuing scuffle and realises that Caninus is connected with the pirates.

Now taken prisoner, Falco discovers that he is on board a pirate ship and confronts her Illyrian captain Cotys, who has had him taken prisoner. Cotys and his crew taunt Falco and force him to climb down a ladder into the water, but when they discover that the scribes' chest is actually full if pebbles, Cotys cuts the ladder off in anger, dropping Falco overboard. By a twist of fate, Falco is rescued by his father and his father's porter Gornia. It turns out that Geminus has been smuggling goods into Ostia from offshore. Once back, Falco hastily returns back into town to visit a necropolis where last rites are being held for Theopomous, presided over by Rhodope. As usual, things get out of hand once Rhodope discovers a suspect for Theopomous' death amongst the supposed mourners at his wake, sparking a gang war which results in a three-way melee between the Illyrians, Cilicians and vigiles. Falco and his family &mdash; as well as Petro' &mdash; manage to rescue Rhodope from the fight and take refuge in a mausoleum, where she finally reveals what happened to her during her captivity &mdash; she was drugged (by Pullia) and held in a sacrificial vault in a temple.

Back in town, Falco prepares for a final confrontation with Caninus and Damagoras &mdash;