Talk:Stern Hall (Berkeley)

Stern Hall Eating Song (Breaking the so-called taboo)
We’re short, we’re fat, we’re ugly, We only speak Chinese, We don’t go out with Bowlesmen, We think they’re a disease

Just one thing makes us happy, One thing makes us feel right, And that’s to eat, and eat, and eat, And eat throughout the night.

We love the taste of ice cream, We love to stand to line, We put chocolate on everything, And think that it tastes ﬁne.

Just one more piece of popcorn, Just one more ounce of fat. Please in our mouths put anything. Well, anything but that.

(Added Yell: S! T! E! R! N-Space-H! A-L-L! Stern Hall! Stern Hall! Steeeerrrrnnn Hall! )

We never miss a dinner, We never miss a lunch, We’re always up for breakfast, We wish they’d add a brunch.

Food is our true obsession, We think that it’s no joke. But still to keep our ﬁgures trim, We all drink Diet Coke. — Preceding unsigned comment added by 2607:F140:400:2190:D69A:20FF:FE78:E466 (talk) 20:09, 24 July 2012 (UTC)