Talk:Tremembé

Adding information to the article
It is only fitting that this shameful bumfuck town is only a stub, and I'm not talking about wikipedia. If I go through the hassle of improving the article by using the little information I can gather in this town that's yet to make the leap to the bronze age, I'm probably going to make it to the filler section in the shameful newspaper here that talks about old people playing soccer and "artists" selling paintings to teethless brits that probably thinks we're exotic for living in somewhere without culture or reasons to live. I can't get a job elsewhere because I live here, unless I make up some home address in wherever I'm applying for a job. I'll be unable to get a scholarship anywhere because I live here and they do check for made up addresses. The only thing I can hope is to get a public job and sit on my ass all day fighting against boredom and kissing everyone's ass and having to worship whoever I am supposed to. Gotta break through the glass ceiling and pull myself by the bootstraps, as you americans enjoy so much to say. I don't even have boots! Bottom line is, I hate the gossip, I hate hardcore music, I want to get away from here. Too bad no one wants to fuck me in the ass, else I could sell "sandwiches" and "caipirinhas" in Europe like all girls here that have two brain cells to rub together. I've had it with this place. It's driving me mad.

Now, for business: any experienced editors can help me with adding information about how hopeless is this place and how it makes me want to kill myself everyday? How to do that in a subtle way? It's the only information people should want. That, and the roll call of famous inmates in this town's many prisons. I'll work on that if I'm not banned in the bat of a bot's eyelash, or if I'm at a good enough mood to reset my modem and get a new IP. But I need help, if not help to leave, help to write the sorrows of the city that inspired Monteiro Lobato's Jeca Tatu character and in turn, the works of the film maker Mazzaropi. Respectfully, 200.206.253.67 (talk) 10:25, 18 May 2009 (UTC)