Talk:Virtual sex machine

I created this page with great pains twice. It was deleted for "possible commercial" reasons, so I edited to make it more generic. More chatter and then it was deleted and redirected to "sex Machine" It was claimed that it was doubted I had the ability to offer the rights to the very plain photo I posted for the article. (It has a digital watermark, but I'm sure no one checked first) The posters did not believe I was me. I am the owner of the copyrights, and can provide whatever releases/confirmation is required for your service. If there is any doubt as to authenticity of my signed name, please feel free to use any means you deem necessary to confirm this. Contact the domain name holder (me), contact the name of the person (me)on the trademark listing at the US Patent & Trademark office. Contact the registered name of the CEO of the company (again me) with the commonwealth of Pennsylvania. Check with Dunn & Bradstreet, I'm listed. Check Who's Who. Check the IMDB.com I'm there. Confirm the phone number of the company, 717-417-3344, then dial that number, and ask for me. Watch any of my many TV appearances, (Most recently CNN for confirmation) make a voiceprint, call me up and compare it! I'd offer a DNA sample, but it's not on record anywhere else!

That name, by the way, is Eric J. White. I'm a real live person. And it's REALLY my name.

EmporerEJ 10:06, 2 December 2006 (UTC)