Talk:Year of the Comet

Plot turmoil
Removing this here. I quite liked this, it ticks all the major plot points without wallowing in specific detail until near the end. It's just too darned long. I couldn't find a way to reduce it meaningfully without completely rewriting it, so I moved it here in case someone else wants a crack. In meantime, I've replaced it with a more abstract summary that still improves upon the previous summary that had been flagged for tone since August.


 * Margaret Harwood (Miller) is the shy daughter of Sir Mason Harwood (Richardson), a respected London wine merchant. Margaret's requests for more responsibility are rebuffed despite her dedication to the menial tasks assigned to her.  Meanwhile, her arrogant but "useless" brother Richard is consistently awarded more glamourous tasks.  In desperation, Margaret abruptly quits the firm.  Sir Mason relents, and assigns her to catalogue the wine holdings of a recently deceased Scottish laird.


 * Arriving at the castle, Margaret is waylaid by Philippe (Jourdan), an unscrupulous French scientist masquerading as the butler. Philippe and his two cronies are using the castle to torture another Frenchman, Louis, who possesses the missing piece of a valuable biochemical formula.  Confident that Margaret is unaware of his true purpose, Philippe allows her to descend to the wine cellar.


 * In a dusty alcove, she discovers a magnum of wine dated 1811 that bears the crest of Napoleon. Returning to the inn where she is staying, she excitedly informs her father of the discovery by telephone. Sir Mason decides to offer the bottle to his favorite customer, T.T. Kelleher (Rimmer), for $1 million. The innkeeper is listening on the line, and decides to steal the bottle when she hears its value.


 * Kelleher sends his associate Oliver Plexico (Daly), a self-absorbed beer drinker whom Margaret dislikes, to help Margaret retrieve the bottle. Philippe receives them, but he is distracted: Louis has escaped captivity and is somewhere on the grounds.  Margaret and Oliver find Louis dead near the bottle.  One of Philippe's partners is forced to impersonate a Scottish police detective in order to "question" Margaret and Oliver and send them away without raising their suspicions.


 * Margaret and Oliver transport the bottle to a helipad, from which Oliver will fly it back to London. They are assaulted by Jamie, the innkeeper's imposing criminal son, who takes the bottle after disabling their car.  Oliver proposes following Jamie in the helicopter, but they twice lose him in traffic and crash the helicopter.  Bartering for a car, they trace Jamie to a lake.  Jamie assaults them again in the fog, but is drowned.  Margaret and Oliver retire to a nearby hotel, where Philippe and his crew stealthily steal the bottle's vintage packing crate but leave the bottle behind.  Oliver seduces Margaret and they spend the night together.


 * The next morning, Margaret finds "evidence" that she misinterprets to mean that Oliver is married. Oliver's mystification by her cold demeanor is interrupted when four well-dressed men accost them at the airport and steal the bottle.  (These are later revealed to be the agents of Spiros Nirvanos, a Greek billionaire to whom Richard has independently sold the bottle.)


 * Margaret and Oliver follow the men by air to Nice, where they chase the men's car on a rented motorcycle, finally intercepting them by staging a fake accident. Oliver proves to be an expert hand-to-hand combatant; he easily renders the men unconscious, but he has injured his back and requires a chiropractor.  While Oliver is being treated, Philippe and his cronies abduct Margaret and the bottle, leaving  obvious clues so that Oliver can follow them.  Philippe explains that they are trying to perfect synthetic human growth hormone, which he claims is "the death of death", a serum to restore virility to the aged.  Philippe believed that Louis had hidden the missing piece of the formula on the lid of the bottle's packing crate, but this proved false.  He now believes that the missing piece is secreted somewhere on the bottle itself; he finds it sealed behind the bottle's label.


 * Oliver follows the clues to Èze, where he tries to climb the side of a tower to rescue Margaret but gets stuck. Margaret reveals her belief that he is married.  He disproves it and professes his love for her.  She relents and rescues him.  Descending through the tower to escape, they find that Philippe has murdered his associates so that he can inject himself with the hormone serum.  He announces he will kill them too, but he allows Oliver a last request: he wants to propose marriage to Margaret.  (This is a play for time; Oliver later reveals that he is an MIT-trained biochemist and that they had been working on the same thing at Kelleher's labs.  The formula doesn't work, but the recipient thinks it does as it produces an intense endorphin "high" that has no other real effects, followed by unconsciousness.) Philippe, hallucinating, begins dancing and singing and then collapses.


 * Sometime later, Sir Mason decides the only fair way to distribute the bottle is to hold an auction open to Kelleher and Nirvanos. Each side is determined not to let the other have the bottle, but when Nirvanos bids $3 million, Kelleher cannot continue.  Oliver interrupts with a bid of $5 million; astonished, Sir Mason asks for assurance that Oliver can honor the bid.  Oliver redirects the question to Kelleher, who reveals that Oliver owns Kelleher's company and is himself a multimillionaire.  Sir Mason accepts the bid, Nirvanos and his entourage leave in disgust, and the remaining attendees celebrate.  Sir Mason is horrified when Oliver begins opening the magnum.  Margaret tries to dissuade him, but Oliver offers it as "an oddball engagement present", and says they will either have an incredible glass of wine or "a really expensive salad".  The wine proves to be beyond description, even for Oliver, and he offers a glass to all assembled in exchange for charitable donations of $10,000 a glass.

98.211.124.12 (talk) 04:41, 16 October 2013 (UTC)