Template:Stupid t-shirt/doc

Usage
Takes two parameters:
 * The text on the shirt
 * (Optional):, which specifies which pic to use, and can be   or.
 * 1: Woman in a V-Neck T-Shirt.jpg
 * 2: Men's long-sleeve T-shirt.jpg
 * 3: Guy in blue t-shirt cropped smaller.jpg
 * 4: Gigi Riva, Italia, 1968 (cropped) cleaned.JPG
 * Nothing: selects randomly.

You can put basically anything on the shirt, but if you do complicated stuff (i.e. anything with an equals sign in it) you need to format the param as.

Technical notes
This template was made almost entirely as an excuse to practice some CSS stuff, as well as test out various techniques for applying it with wikitext. One notable side effect is that it created some mildly funny templates. Some things worthy of note:
 * Almost all style properties can be taken out of inline styling, and applied with TemplateStyles
 * Except for the  property and the   value for the   property. For whatever impenetrable reason, these cannot be saved into a page with the content model "Sanitized CSS"! So they MUST be applied in the tags themselves. This is kind of goofy, and you will see that the template code (and the stylesheet) look weird as a result, but it cannot be fixed without a phab ticket probably.
 * Due to MediaWiki, images MUST be specified in . The positioning for the other elements in this template is done with  . This looks fine most of the time, because   and   have a fixed relationship most of the time... but sometimes they don't. We could easily fix this by making the image size be in em, but MediaWiki doesn't let us do this, so instead we have the image in a div and then we apply a CSS rule to all image elements in that div to set the width in em and set the height to auto.