The Future Is Unknown

The Future Is Unknown is an album by Unknown Hinson. It was released in 1999 by Uniphone Records. It was re-issued in 2004 by Capitol Records.

Critical reception
AllMusic wrote: "Now and then, [Hinson] moves from twangy country to rock rhythms and screaming guitar solos, if only to send up rock culture ('Hippie Girl', 'Rock 'n Roll Is Straight From Hell'). It's all in fun, and there are some excellent candidates for the Dr. Demento radio show, even if this isn't the most original comedy around." Country Standard Time called it "a triumph of character-based satire."

Track listing (Uniphone)
All tracks composed by Unknown Hinson
 * 1) Venus Bound
 * 2) I Make Faces (When I Make Love)
 * 3) Desert Luau
 * 4) In the Trunk of My Cadillac Car
 * 5) Man to Man
 * 6) Closer to the Light
 * 7) Don't Bite the Lips that Kiss You
 * 8) Foggy Windows
 * 9) Silver Platter
 * 10) Put Out or Get Out
 * 11) Sweet Pain
 * 12) Hippie Girl
 * 13) My Heart's on the Line
 * 14) Fish Camp Woman (Live)
 * 15) Pregnant Again
 * 16) Rock 'n' Roll is Straight from Hell
 * 17) Don't Look at Me
 * 18) Theme from "The Unknown Hinson TV Show" (Instrumental)

Track listing (Reissue)
All tracks composed by Unknown Hinson
 * 1) I Ain't Afraid of Your Husband - 1:30
 * 2) I Make Faces (When I Make Love) - 3:58
 * 3) Polly Urethane - 3:32
 * 4) Hippie Girl - 4:03
 * 5) Your Man... - 3:01
 * 6) Lingerie - 3:11
 * 7) Venus Bound - 3:34
 * 8) Foggy Windows - 2:48
 * 9) I Cleaned Out a Room (In My Trailer for You) - 2:51
 * 10) Man to Man - 3:37
 * 11) Peace, Love and Hard Liquor - 3:16
 * 12) Pregnant Again - 2:15
 * 13) I Quit All That Mess - 3:24
 * 14) Rock 'N Roll Is Straight from Hell - 2:46
 * 15) Unknown Hinson Theme (Instrumental) - 0:51

Personnel

 * Unknown Hinson - all instruments