The Phantom Surfers

The Phantom Surfers are a surf rock band formed in 1988.

Current (latest album)

 * "Swell" Mel Bergman: guitar
 * Mike "Mouth" Lucas: bass
 * Maz "Spazz" Kattuah: guitar
 * Russell "Junky Johnny" Quan: drums
 * Johnny "Big Hand" Bartlett: guitar

Previous

 * Johnny "Big Hand" Bartlett: guitar
 * Mel "Frostbite" Bergman: guitar
 * Michael "Daddy Love" Lucas: bass
 * Maz "Tender Pants"/"Good Knievel" Kattuah: drums
 * Trent Ruane: rhythm guitar and organ on Big-Screen Spectaculars LP
 * Fred again

First

 * Johnny "Big Hand" Bartlett: guitar
 * Mel "Frostbite" Bergman: guitar
 * Michael "Daddy Love" Lucas: bass
 * Danny Seelig: drums

Eighteen Deadly Ones! LP
(Norton Records, 1992)
 * 1) Pleasure Point
 * 20,000 Leagues Under the Surf
 * 1) San Onofre
 * 2) Horror Beach
 * 3) Monster From The Surf
 * 4) Sewer Peak
 * 5) Surfin' With The Vy
 * 6) Legend Of The Phantom Surfer
 * 7) Wave Hog
 * 8) Palincar
 * 9) Sandtrap Stomp
 * 10) Slots O'Fun
 * 11) Stiletto
 * 12) 14 Miles To Gotham
 * 13) Theme From Dead West
 * 14) Twist Off
 * 15) Jalama Burger
 * 16) Banzai Run

Phantom Surfers Play The Songs Of The Big-Screen Spectaculars LP
(Estrus, 1992)
 * 1) Bikini Drag
 * 2) Pursuit of the Leather Girls
 * 3) Geronimo
 * 4) L'Ultima Volta
 * 5) Hush, Hush Sweet Charlotte
 * 6) Batwoman vs. Ratfink
 * 7) High Wall
 * 8) Bali Hai
 * 9) Big Screen Spectacular Tonight
 * 10) Eaffin' and Surfin'
 * 11) Gammera
 * 12) The Beach Girls and The Monster
 * 13) Suffer
 * 14) Popcorn

The Exciting Sounds Of Model Road Racing LP
(Lookout! Records, 1995. Re-edited in 1998)
 * 1) Introduction
 * 2) Everybody Up
 * 3) Death O A Rookie
 * 4) Schlock Slot
 * 5) Slotter On 10th Avenue
 * 6) Crossover Tragedy
 * 7) Rheostat Rock
 * 8) Pacific Shores
 * 9) A Slot Car Named Desire
 * 10) Turn Marshal
 * 11) Stumps Of Mystery
 * 12) Endurance Rally
 * 13) Final Lap
 * 14) "Church Key"

...And Dick Dale LP
(Crown Records, 1996)
 * 1) Stop That Cedric
 * 2) Tell Tale Couch
 * 3) Rochambeau
 * 4) Tic-Toc Rock
 * 5) Battle of Little Big Hand
 * 6) Skirfir
 * 7) Fairest of Them All
 * 8) Wow!
 * 9) The Lonely Mattress
 * 10) Gas Chamber
 * 11) Try To Hide Me
 * 12) Pretty Little Lisa
 * 13) Sloth in
 * 14) We'll Never Hear The End of It

The Great Surf Crash Of '97 LP
(Lookout! Records, 1997)
 * 1) The Great Surf Crash Of '97
 * 2) Rootin' Around For Ramona
 * 3) Pygmy Dance
 * 4) Basset Ballet
 * 5) Single Whammy
 * 6) The Cat Came Back
 * 7) Ticker Tape jungle
 * 8) Medley X-Files / Stupid Files
 * 9) Ants In My Pants
 * 10) (I Call My Baby) D.D.T.
 * 11) Holiday Harbor
 * 12) Babalou
 * 13) Buy High, Sell Low
 * 14) Yozora No Hoshi
 * 15) Out The Window
 * 16) No Go Diggy-Di
 * 17) Lancelot Link Wray

Skaterhater LP, featuring Davie Allan
(Lookout! Records, 1998)
 * 1) Curb Job (Skaterhater Overture)
 * 2) Sidewalk City
 * 3) Devil Dust
 * 4) Sheena Was A Punk Rocker
 * 5) You Meet The Nicest People On A Harley
 * 6) Supercycle (Love Theme From Skaterhater)
 * 7) The End Of A Skater
 * 8) Blues Theme (Vocal)
 * 9) Grindhouse
 * 10) (The Sound Of) Breaking Glass
 * 11) Arrow Space
 * 12) Skate And Bait
 * 13) Murder Can Be Fun
 * 14) Polyurethane
 * 15) Drag Run

XXX Party LP
(Lookout! Records, 2000)
 * 1) I Know It When I Hear It
 * 2) Dick Hickeys
 * 3) The Pioneers/Have A Good Funeral/Yellow Neck Will Pay
 * 4) The Golden Turd
 * 5) Nantucket Sleigh Ride
 * 6) Necro Sue
 * 7) The Crepitation Contest
 * 8) Tomato Juice
 * 9) The Big Dick Club
 * 10) Peach Pousaye
 * 11) Dolemite's Corner
 * 12) Happiness Is...
 * 13) The Phantom Surfers' Alphabet
 * 14) Business Deal
 * 15) Love Is...
 * 16) A Funny Thing Happened To Me On The Way To The Orgy
 * 17) Sin In The Suburbs
 * 18) Special Guest Guffaws (featuring America's Funnyman Neil Hamburger)
 * 19) Let's Fist Again
 * 20) Summa Pornographica

A Decade Of Quality Control 1988-1999
(V8 Records/Secret Recipe, 2000. Contains written history of the band)
 * 1) Phantom Surfers Quality Statement
 * 2) The Hearse/ El Aguila
 * 3) Paradise Cove
 * 4) Skating Red Square
 * 5) Six Pack
 * 6) Gypsy Surfer
 * 7) Lafayette
 * 8) Klingons Vs. Daleks
 * 9) Surfari
 * 10) Move It
 * 11) Besame Mucho
 * 12) Playa Raton
 * 13) Flutterfoot
 * 14) Shaving Cream
 * 15) Poison Clam
 * 16) Tie Me Kangaroo Down

EPs

 * Orbitron 7" (Estrus, 1991)

Singles

 * Besame Mucho 7" (Standard Recordings, 1991)
 * Unknown Museum Stomp 7" (Sympathy For The Record Industry, 1992)
 * Bikini Drag 7" (Estrus, 1992)
 * Flutter Foot 7" (Drop-Out, 1993)
 * Survival Of The Fattest 7" (Planet Pimp Records, 1995)
 * Istanbul 7" (Lookout! Records, 1996)
 * Banzai Washout 7" (Estrus)

Splits

 * Northwest Budget Rock Massacre 7" (The Phantom Surfers / Mummies)(Pre B.S. Records, 1991)
 * Hell-Beach Party 7" (The Phantom Surfers / The Roofdogs)(Demolition Records, 1992)
 * Rocket To Surfin' Europe Tour 1994 7" (The Phantom Surfers / The Astronauts) (Pin Up Records, 1994)
 * Go! (The Phantom Surfers / The Tormentos) (Scatter/Lost Tiki, 2003)
 * Parrillada con Amigos (The Phantom Surfers / The Beach Breakers) (ATMC Records, 2012)

Compilations

 * The Estrus Half-Rack 3x7"-box (Estrus, 3 7"-box1991)
 * The Estrus Half-Rack (Estrus, 1991)
 * Ultra Punch Deluxe 7" (Cruddy Records, 1993)
 * Turban Renewal: A Tribute to Sam the Sham & The Pharaohs (Norton Records, 2 LPs 1994)
 * Locked In To Surf & Rock 'n Roll Instrumentals (LP: Alopecia! Records, 1994; CD:Alopecia! Records, 1995)
 * Heide Sez (Lookout! Records, 1996)
 * You're Only As Good As the Last Thing You Did (Lookout! Records, 1997)
 * Forward Till Death (Lookout! Records, 1999)
 * The Necessary Effect, Screamers Songs Interpreted (Extravertigo Recordings/Xeroid Records, 2 CDs, 2003)
 * Instro-Mental Mania (AlphaMonic, 2004)
 * Fuck You Spaceman! 7" (Planet Pimp Records, 2004)
 * Everybody's Surfing/Nobody's Surfing LP (Repent Records)
 * Blood Orgy of the Leather Girls Soundtrack LP (Planet Pimp Records)
 * Cowabunga! The Box Set (Rhino Records/Rhino Song Banzai Run, 4 CDs)