TimedText:The Lonely Island - "YOLO" (Audio sample).ogg.en.srt

1 00:00:00,100 --> 00:00:02,500 Jorma Taccone: Yeah, and here's another piece of advice;

2 00:00:02,500 --> 00:00:05,600 stay away from kids 'cause their hairs are filled with mad lice

3 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:08,100 Andy Samberg: There's no such thing as too much Purell,

4 00:00:08,100 --> 00:00:11,100 This [is] a cautionary tale word to George Orwell

5 00:00:11,100 --> 00:00:14,300 Akiva Schaffer: So don't 1984 sending plugs to the sockets,

6 00:00:14,300 --> 00:00:17,300 always wear a chastity belt and triple lock it

7 00:00:17,300 --> 00:00:20,300 Jorma Taccone: And hire a taster, make him check your food for poison,

8 00:00:20,300 --> 00:00:23,300 and if you think your mailman is a spy, then destroy him

9 00:00:23,300 --> 00:00:26,300 Andy Samberg: No blankets or pajamas, they can choke you in your sleep,

10 00:00:26,300 --> 00:00:29,300 two words about furniture: KILLING MACHINES