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 * In the first sentence alone, there were FOUR pronunciations of the letter "A".
 * In the entire chorus, there were seven different pronunciations (two of which are the same vowel but with different lengths).
 * Here's a list of the different pronunciations for each vowel:
 * A: 7
 * E: 4 (1 isn't pronounced)
 * I: 3 (2 are different lengths)
 * O: 2.5 (0.5 is a digraph with U)
 * U: .5 (0.5 is a digraph with O)

like wtf is this goofy goober language