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"Wikipedia": A Parody of "Albuquerque" by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Way back when I was just a little bitty boy

Living in a carton under the stairway in the cranny of the cellar of the bungalow

Half a block down the street from General Jerryfoolery's Bait Shop

(You know the place)

Well, anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was juuuuuuuuust cromulent!

Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning

My mother would make me climb the Reichstag dressed as Spider-Man.

Aaaawwwwwwwww, climb up the Reichstag!

Every single mornin'!

It was driving me crazy!

I said to my mom

I said, "Hey, mom, what's up with all the Spider-Man?"

And my dear, sweet mother

She just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train

And she leaned right down next to me And she said, "It's good for you!"

And then she tied me to the facade and stuck suction cups to my hands

And forced me to live on the Reichstag until I was twenty six and a half years old