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Edward Barbau-Tain (25/12/2012) is a retired footballer formely of Bradford City A.F.C. He also played for Beartown football club, averaging a goal a game He is also known to lie a lot claiming he was in Lord of the Rings.

Family life

In 2012, Edward married the love of his life, Lily Hogwarts. They have one child, Mathieu.

Pooism

Some believe Edward is the Brown Lord, the poo monster