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hee hee im michael jackson

I was born on 4/20. My name is the dill pickle. When father first saw me I was covered in blood. Not because I had been hurt or that he was there for my birth. It was because my mom and I wanted to have some fun even though she was her period. people call me Dilly or picky because my name is too formal for them. I like to go swimming and having fun with my friends and mom. ;). Anyway, I formed a band called deep fried humans (my fav snack) I was lead guitar and lead singer. Our president is pickle rick, he is a strong leader and he really lets this be free country. He took all laws away and people can do whatever. people like my friend Brian think i'm dumb and I don't know what i'm saying. "It's a metaphor Brian" is what I always tell him but he never listens.