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Mandy and Albert Chong

In medieval times, there was once a novel known as Wits and Camberwell, and detailed a very close relationship between the two protaginists, Mandy and Albert Chong. Their daughter, Eric Lu, was a weird person who loved to strangle people. It is not known whether the author of the novel ever wanted Eric's gender to be revealed, but it is speculated by readers that Eric is a female in disguise of a male. This immature daughter of Mandy and Albert Chong often takes the wrong train and seems to become easily lost on the way to Wits. Many would say, 'Eric absolutely fails,' that is, referring to his (or, I should say "her") skills at taking public transport, of course. Eric also has a tendency to arrive late to any previously arranged events.

The novel is currently used as a text study at WITS. A student by the name of Vivian Giang claims it causes her to have sudden stress attacks and to burn running sheets. She refuses to disclose her address.