User:11eyal112/sandbox

The Balanga syndrom
The Balanga syndrom is an effect that causes a person to act like the infamous pervert, Or Balanga

The Balanga syndrom, explained more deeply, making you as the infected individual to sound and act childish, retarded (non offensively), and mentally unstable.

Direct effects of the disease
when being infected, you will start feeling euphoria, as you accomplished a brag worthy life mission or something following the next symptoms:

- you will begin to act and sound childish

- anything comes out of you mouth will be compared 1:1 to a retarded person (non offensively)

- you will be mentally unstable, making you feel the need to act more like Balanga

- people will think of you as "sexually sick" because of your new desire

- She male, ShE MaLe, sHE mAlE, shE maLe etc...

- Adding the word "busty" to your friend's name imagining them as busty ladies

- Sexually assulting people out of the blue, without any reason

How to get infected
All you need to do is speak to him on the known platform "Discord", for some reason he is completely normal in real life, the rest will occur out of it's nature, you cannot prepare yourself

How to get cured
Firstly, STOP any interaction with this purely-minded, modern accepting guy

Secondly, walk to the nearest sky scraper and jump from the highest floor

Other fetishes
Balanga likes the mention an interestingly made up story about the fictional character called as "Gromp" from the well known game "League of Legends"

as the saying goes in the Hebrew language: Eyal got pounded by Gromp be level 18

Additionally, his romantic relation with his mother Iris inspired millions and made them do the same and start a romantic relationship with Iris, she is monogamic.