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See Lay Keng is a chemistry teacher currently teaching in St Joseph's Institution (SJI). She joined SJI in 2014 and is currently form tutor of Fn 103. She is best known by her students for her lack of clarity and confusing analogies.

Teaching Philosophy
Her philosophy as a teacher is to mindlessly teach without knowing what she is saying. She tends to show favouritism to some students while holding grudges on others. She enjoys to share her opinion on certain topics like bird migration, but doesn't seem to realise that the class isn't the least interested. Her humour leaves much to be desired with, most of her jokes end up leaving her classes in awkward silence. She tends to unknowingly contradict herself, much to her classes' dismay and frustration. She wants her students to ask her questions, but not their classmates, even if their fellow students are more reliable.

Teaching Career
Lay Keng joined SJI in early 2014 as a lower secondary science teacher. She's a chemistry major. She taught classes Fn201 and ML203. However, she was replaced within 3 months following a disastrous start to life at her new school. Parents from ML203 worked together to write a complaint to the school, resulting in her being transferred to another two classes in the later half of the year. She took over LE202 and LE203.

Already on the first day of teaching, she ran past recess time by 10 mins and ignored questions on acid rain by writing them on the board and not going back. Her poor English grammar was also on show when she stated, "Read over your green book in vacation." Within a month, LE203 attempted to launch a campaign to replace her, leading to her storming out of the classroom in tears, but failed. Many of her famous teaching quotes can be found below. She tended to show favouritism towards the world, and was constantly backed up by LE202's form teacher.

Her terrible reign came to the breaking point just before the end of the year, where more than half the class would sleep, talk or do homework during her class. One noteworthy incident was when she backed up the world again and randomly accused the students she held a grudge against, only to realise one of them was doing quadratic graphs in her lesson. She prefers her students to ask her questions, even redundant and stupid questions during class, but utmost hates it whenever her students ask her afterwards. She even had the guts to call LE202 selfish, where a hero stepped up and shouted, "says" back at her. Even after the end of year examinations, her poor understanding of physics led to confusion between Newton's Law and the Law of Conservation of Energy. As of now, Lay Keng will not teach upper secondary level due to extremely poor feedback towards her.

Famous Personal Quotes
These quotes are all from the year 2014 while teaching a secondary 2 class.

"When the resistance goes up, the resistance goes down."

"Read over your green book in vacation."

"Just in case you didn't know, the baby inside your mother will die if he or she doesn't receive oxygen."

"When the umbilical chord is cut, the remainder is the umbilical chord"

"Both A and B are correct, but B is more correct"

"Arrra"

"Guys listen up, helloooooooo, am I wearing invisible paint today?"

"Your testicles are hanging, just like paintings hanging from a wall"

"The stones that float around a water pipe going down a mountain arrra resistors"

"The answer key is blank because you have to fill it up yourself."

"Aiya sometimes the computer ah"

"The rest quiet"

Personal Life
Lay Keng is married to Leong Yew Hong. She has 4 children.