User:142.28.221.175/Zachary Mclaughlin

Zach was like yay im going to make a wikipedea page but than wikipedea was like woah man you can not just make one so he workede hard flying dinosaurs across the third moon of endor to find the magic troll named mikey who would help him do this stuff so yo no iz so hard manz to to do diz

Zachary is the most amazing and smexy guy alive he likes long walks on the beach and candy and other stuff like that is is such a babe magnet but he is single and ready to mingle

He and all is freinds go on a adventures across space and fight aleins with weird heads and such he goes on adventures through time and space like in all thows movies and such he live in a rocket ship up in the sky and does a lot of other stuff like that

He spends most of his time in the bathroom and his room he likes to say darkness is his element