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= BTS = From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia"This article is about the musical bowling group. For other uses, see BTS (disambiguation)."BTS (Korean: 볼링팀 세븐; RR: Bollingtim Sebeun), also known as the Bowling Team Seven, is a South Korean competitive bowling team and boy band that was formed in 2010 and debuted in 2013 in Seoul. The septet—consisting of members Happy, Dopey, Sleepy, Wheezy, Doc, Gizmo, and Burger (later replaced by C-Bimbo)—is highly respected within the competitive bowling world, and they have won a total of 789 championships. BTS is generally considered South Korea's most ambitious part of idol culture, as many K-pop stars have attempted to have the same success in bowling but failed.

Many have assumed the “B” stands for “Bong”, a common urban legend apparently started by Wheezy and Doc to epic troll fans. Happy, commonly regarded as the "buzzkill soy-drinker" of the septet, put an end to this rumor, saying “our name means Bowling only, not Bong, Boing, or Blow.”

BTS's most awe inspiring win, which boosted them into popularity, came in the ninth inning of their game against the official bowling team of the Stamp Manufacturers of Bashkortostan in 2014, when they overcame a 137-0 deficit to win by over 1 million bowling points. This normally wouldn't be possible, but through the sheer power of will and LSD, they were able to gain 1 million points in a matter of seconds. This game introduced The Mama Mia, Gizmo's signature move, which not only strikes out the pins down the lane, but also the pins for the next two rounds with one roll. Because of this, some say he harnesses the power of Mario himself, though the group has put it on the record that it is Luigi's power. Similarly, Dopey became known for the Wii Sports Throw, in which the bowling ball is thrown at the audience and 100 points is allocated to the team for each person hit. For a fan of BTS, it is considered the greatest honor to be hit by one of their bowling balls.

After five years of constant competitive wins, original member Burger died in 2018 from a tragic accident involving a parrot, a vacuum cleaner, and a chair. Two months later he was replaced by the rising star, Can't Believe Its Not Burger. Can't Believe Its Not Burger was very popular with the fans and became an important member of the bowling team, singlehandedly winning them 2 championships. Interestingly, Can't Believe Its Not Burger looks just like Burger. Some theorize that this is because Can't Believe It's Not Burger (aka CBINB or C-bimbo) was a clone produced by the same deranged development team who created the various Nases.

Soon after, BTS made their debut in the music industry in 2019. The first album of the Bondage, Domination and Sadism series was released, entitled Sex Amongst Us. It was criticized for featuring a 37 minute abstract composition of bowling sounds and out-of-tune bagpipes entitled “Deep AF". However, more emotional songs such as “Burger is dead”, “Hello Bimbo”, and “Bob Clampett December 1941” salvaged the album for many. The album reached #198 on the Billboard Hot 100, but many blamed government censorship for this, as Sleepy tweeted prior to the release, “F*ck gover mints, I hope the gover mints go away for a few weeks so I can smoke my hookah bong boof.” Since then, the group has only done rap covers and posted them to Soundcloud, which has been trending at #6 since 2020. The group as also crossed over with Lil Nas Thirteen and the Mongolian Throat Singing Trio, being featured on the latter's award-winning album, Ahghhhajhh.

Each member of the team is known for their unique role in BTS, as Happy leads the group by starting each game and leading practices. Sleepy and Wheezy, known as "The Performers", generally perform the customary traditional Korean music of bagpipes and yodeling prior to each game to ensure team spirit. Gizmo and Dopey function as the "Brute Squad", known for their signature moves typically gaining the team thousands of points. C-Bimbo is considered the "pretty boy" of the group and is generally considered useless in everything else, while Doc is generally forgettable.