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Norwegia Not many people know about Norwegia because it has only recently become separated from Norway, in 1842. The day that it achieved independence from Norway was on February 21st, 1842. The reason so few people know about Norwegia is that all of the other countries are so jealous of Norwegia that they, every decade, brainwash the youngest generation in their country. That is the same reason it is almost nowhere online.

Where is Norwegia? Unfortunately, you will not find Norwegia anywhere on a map, as all other countries are jealous, as we previously mentioned. However, it does have a place in the world. It is just North of Norway, and it consists of 13 islands. There are no states, but there are different regions. The regions are Eastern Norwegia, Western Norwegia, the Islands of Nore, and the Northern North.

Politics Norwegia does not have a president like the US and other countries. Instead, they have a queen. The only time there should ever be a king is if the queen marries. The current queen's name (as of 2020), is Alisha P, age 11. The reason she is so young is that her parents, as the traitors they are, moved back to Norway. Nobody knows the true reason they moved back, however.

Language In Norwegia, the most common language spoken is called Eurp. The reason it has what is very similar to the Engish alphabet, is that when Norwegia separated from Norway, they wanted to have a new language, and so they decided to, instead of basing it off of the language from Norway, they decided to base it off of t

Here is the key:

έ = a (ehh) σ = b (urr) ν = c (ree) ρ = d (unn) § = e (tre) φ = f (tree) σ = g (kee) ι = h (urn) ώ = i (omi) Φ = j (qwaa) ἠ = l (murr) ζ = m (tin) ά = n (non) o = o (taa) Π = p (too) q = q (ning) r = r (vaa) ό = s (sur) t = t (oom) u = u (oo) v = v (ker) w = w (no) Χ = x (her) y = y (kie) z = z (teh)

National Fruit- Lingonberry

National Anthem- Tι§ σ§έtώφup άortι§rά άortι - oomurntre urrtreehhoomitreeoomurr nontaavaaoomurntrevaannon  (The Beautiful Northern North) Lyrics:

National Vegetable- Cucumber

National Pledge- I, a citizen of Norwegia, pledge to always be loyal to my country. From the hair on my head to the shoes on my feet, I swear to sing the anthem each and every morning and night. This is my pledge.

National Sport- Swimming

National Animal- Unicorn (they are only native to Norwegia, you will not find them anywhere else.

National Flower- Ornithogalum

National Tree- Birch

Imports and Exports Norwegia's largest export is cinnamon. They have many cinnamon factories, and they are very famous for snickerdoodle cookies. They also create a lot of red dye, to put into the cinnamon in order to make it more appealing. That dye is typically in a very hot environment, and everybody originally in Norwegia had blonde hair, so the steam made from the dye gets into the hair, and permanently dyes it pink.

History of Independence In 1820, people in Norway decided that they wanted to start a country. The Norwegan King was not very happy with this idea, so he took all of the families who wanted to start Norwegia and killed every adult. They decided to allow the children to live, as they had a lot of life left to decide to come back to Norway, and Norway was in no position to lose too much population, so this was their best bet. Before the adults were killed, however, they had formed an alliance with Iceland, and since the children could not fight, Iceland won the war for them. Then, in 2000, Norway again killed all of the adults, to keep their chances high. The adults had gone to Norway to buy and sell, but Norway kidnapped every one of them and killed them. That is why the current queen is so young.