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Toby Rutter

The second coming of Jesus Christ our Saviour. Admired by all for his modesty, his constant acts of kindness and countless other virtues ( most notably, his ability to not only to live with 1 greedy pig but 2). Born on the 14th november 2001, scriptures such as The Torah, The Bible and The 10 commandments all show how his very unique, holy birth took place. One thing we can all agree on is how at this most holy of births, the Heavens opened and a godly voice spoke "SWAWAAAAaaaAaAJjjj I am your father". The event (refered to as 'THE ROYAL TOBYS BIRTHDAY VARIETY PERFORMANCE') falls on the 14th November every year and will consist of a televised variety show held in the United Kingdom to raise money for the 'Middle child awareness charity' and 'international diabetes charity'(of which King Toby 1st is life-patron). It is attended by senior members of the British Royal Family.The evening's performance is presented as a live variety show, usually from a theatre in London and consists of family entertainment that includes comedy, music, dance, magic and other speciality acts.

AFTER THE SCARING EVENTS OF 2015 WE WOULD LIKE TO FURTHER EXTEND OUR RULE THAT NO SHOMITERS SHALL ATTEND THE EVENING AND ANYONE WHO DOES SHALL BE PROSECUTED UNDER SECTION 19-X
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