User:2MuchCoffee



Hello, I am a business consultant, I just started editing Wikipedia, although I have been using the site for a long time. I am originally from New York, but currently work and live in Jersey.

Pro's to being a business consultant

 * No one knows what you do when you tell them your a consultant.
 * I am hired because of my B.A. in B.S.
 * Free advice costs nothing until you act on it
 * If you consult enough experts, you can confirm any opinion.

Con's to being a business consultant

 * Hiring consultants to conduct studies can be an excellent means of turning problems into gold, your problems into their gold.
 * Always listen to experts. They'll tell what can't be done and why. Then do it.
 * Haha to bad im the expert......
 * It takes two things to be a consultant - grey hair and hemorrhoids. The grey hair makes you look distinguished and the hemorrhoids make you look concerned.
 * After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said than done.