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The "Boogers are the Best" club loses member Lyle Williams of Baton Rouge Louisiana died today from picking his nose. His finger was sliding into his nasal cavity looking for his mid day snack, when the captain of the "Boogers are the Best" club, Mikey Williams entered the room and the door hit Lyle's elbow, shoving his finger into his brain. Eli Williams, the founder of the club has ordered the dismantling of the club, yet he still refuses to quit. Natty Williams, his sister says "Eli can quit anytime he wants, he's not an addict. Boogers are just fun for him, not a need."