User:412DRS/Cosmo Kramer

New Section-Kramer's Notable Quotes
“It was like l was swimming through a flabby-armed spanking machine.”- In "The Nap", Kramer didn't have the best time at the public pool he swims at, so he decided to swim in the East River, eventually leading to other New Yorkers swimming there as well.

“The bus is outta control!”- Kramer's girlfriend had severely injured her pinky toe in "The Fire", which lead to Kramer eventually fighting a guy to drive the bus so he could save her.

“Look away, I’m hideous!”- When Kramer was smoking a cigar in Monk's Cafe, he was told to leave. There were other people he found at the Cafe that weren't allowed to smoke in there, so he decided to invite them to smoke in his apartment. And after being around the secondhand smoke for 24 hours, Kramer's face becomes wrinkled, then his teeth turned yellow.

“Marriage? Family? They’re prisons! Manmade prisons! You’re doing time!”- In "The Engagement", Kramer gives Jerry advice on what marriage is like. That's what caused Jerry to back out of the pact he made with George.

“Who turns down a Junior Mint?”- In "The Junior Mint", a Junior Mint lands inside the patient after it is dropped in the operating theater.

“I’m out there, Jerry, and I’m loving every minute of it!”- In "The Chinese Women", Kramer tries to start wearing boxer shorts after hearing about his low sperm count from the doctor. He ends up not wearing them to due to him not liking how loose they are.

“I’m Cosmo Kramer, the Assman!”- Kramer is nicknamed the "Assman" due to his new labeled license plate. It was a total misunderstanding and mix up, but he acts likes he's a proctologist to earn a solid parking spot at the hospital.

Personality
Kramer has conflicting personality traits. He is sometimes shallow, callous and indifferent. Though eccentric, Kramer is generally caring, friendly and kind-hearted; he often goes out of his way to help total strangers, and tries to get his friends to also help others and to do the right thing even when they do not want to. He is confident in his own unique way of doing things, yet he can be neurotic and highly-strung. His quirkiness, strange body movements and frequent gibberish mutterings have become his trademark. EDIT-Kramer is such a friendly character in the show. Along with Newman and Bob Sacamano, Kramer has many friends and the most out of the other four main characters. He is also well liked by Jerry's parents, who he calls once a week, as if he was their own son.

Physical moments
Kramer's physical eccentricities are a frequent source of humor. His entrance is a recurring gag. He frequently 'slides' into Jerry's apartment, often resulting in applause, as in "The Virgin". In "The Revenge", Kramer clumsily carries a dry sack of cement powder to the washing machine. In "The Foundation", he takes on a group of kids at a karate school, and in "The Van Buren Boys", after giving his stories to Elaine to write, he slips up on the golf balls and lands on the floor. In "The Subway", Kramer fights to get a seat with several people on a Subway. He falls a couple times and ends up not getting a seat. EDIT-Kramer and Newman had been playing the game Risk for a while. When they were done, Kramer drops the game off at Jerry's apartment. Before he puts it onto the table, he clears the table with his leg with papers flying off. When Kramer and Jerry were going to see a movie, Kramer hid his coffee under his shirt due to him not being allowed to bring it in. Kramer then spills the coffee on himself when he was about to sit down, burning himself in the process. Kramer became a model for Calvin Klein when he went to their office. He showed off his buttocks in white underwear in front of a few Calvin Klein executives. Just before they wanted to take him in to their studio, Kramer has a pratfall in the underwear.