User:42sobbinghorses

Hi. This account was created as a procrastination mechanism for a high school senior who, surprisingly(you might never know it based on my activity here), happens to be an aspiring ivy league student. Even thinking about my early decision application might make me cry at this point. I personally think it's hilarious that my chosen way of "shit-disturbing", so to speak, is editing random pages on Wikipedia, rather than doing/selling PCP or purposely crashing my father's car. What can I say, I'm highly amused by the prospect of being banned.Also, I'd like to think that this - editing random wikipedia pages in weird ways - exercises my creativity. I previously used a different account, over5millioncopiesinprint, to do similar things, but my edits are automatically reverted, following multiple incidents in which I edited the page "sha-la-la-la" so it would be about Shia Labeouf, created a page for the song "get schwifty" from Rick and Morty, and changed all of the verbs in the "existentialism" page so that they were hypothetical. I got the inspiration for that username from a copy of Ayn Rand's "The Fountainhead" that I had in front of me, which is funny because I hate her philosophy and found the book a weird mixture of boring and something I can only describe as riveting revulsion. I only read it for the purpose of writing an essay for a contest so maybe I could have another thing to put on my college application.