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= The Sacred Fork Family =

The Sacred Fork Family

== SUMMARY The Sacred Fork Family consists of the members of the Fork Cult. The Fork Cult is a Cult that worships the Sacred Fork which is praised each day by sticking it in a tree as high as the Fork Preistest can reach that day. The fork is Idolized and is highly respected among the cult. The Cult participates in various questionable activities each day. On some days it is decided that the cult must commit mass suicide by means of flipping a lunch table over while all sitting on it. ==

MEMBERS Members of The Fork Cult include a High prestistess, Dadvis, Brunkle, and other members who's official Cult titles are insignificant and forgotten from time to time.
==== THE FORK FAMILY The Fork Family is basically the same thing as the Fork Cult. It has the same members, but only a different name. Why call it by two names? Well, while The Fork Cult sounds very official and cool, the secret members of the cult would wish to sound more 'family friendly' to some and wish to go by The Sacred Fork Family so that when members of a member's family or other high-up officials question the name, it will not sound bad and questionable. The Fork Family consists of the members who have been with the Fork Cults since its beginnings and plan to stay on with it for a while. ====

==== THE SACRED FORK The sacred fork is stabbed into a tree at the highest point that a fork official can reach that day. The fork will stay in the tree for the duration of the lunch period, then must be blessed by the fork prestist and then buried and saved for the next day. The sacred fork CANNOT be washed or leave the premesis of the sacred fork tree, if such a tragedy were to ever happen, then the fork would be contaminated and tarnished, and the fork family would be forced to melt it in a boiling cauldron of Fork Family tears and Yandere victim blood. The Sacred Fork is taken very seriously and is to be handled only by elite members of the Fork Cult. ====