User:53/April Fools

Some April Fools shenanigans I have done.

2021

 * April 2 was nominated for deletion for being no fun.
 * The result was No thank you.
 * Beef was nominated for deletion.
 * The result was Beef. It's What's for Dinner.
 * Gorilla Glue was nominated for deletion.
 * The result was sticky.
 * Jake from State Farm was nominated for deletion for being inferior to Drake from State Farm.
 * The result was stand-ins don't have lines.
 * Jimmie Johnson was nominated for deletion for retiring from NASCAR.
 * The result was boom, confetti!
 * Michigan Wolverines football was nominated for deletion for being irrelevant.
 * The result was delete, basketball schools don't need football pages.
 * Roy Williams was nominated for deletion on the same basis as Jimmie Johnson.
 * The result was fail.

Also created deletion nominations of Mike Soroka and Robinhood for an IP (User:NotReallySoroka).

'''April 2 and Jimmie Johnson have since been deleted (per WP:FOOLS) and recreated in my user space. Mike Soroka and Robinhood were initially recreated as well, but they have been deleted at the request of NotReallySoroka.'''

Joke page

 * Chicago White Sox–Cincinnati Reds top of the 4th inning on March 31, 2022, an inning of a spring training game played during the start of April Fools's Day 2022.

Articles for deletion

 * !! was nominated for deletion on the same basis as First.
 * The result was Delete because double factorials are scary.
 * April 2 was nominated for deletion because WP:NOFUN actually exists now.
 * The result was we have a winner, and it is everyone because this is over.
 * Arthur (TV series) was nominated for deletion for being cancelled.
 * The result was a failure.
 * Bishop Sycamore High School scandal was nominated for deletion for being a WP:HOAX.
 * The result was moved to the chessboard.
 * The Earth was nominated for deletion because Mars is sweeter and someone locked all the Earth nominations.
 * The result was keep, it’s all in the Milky Way.
 * First was nominated for deletion.
 * The result was if you're not first, you're last!
 * Juwan Howard was nominated for deletion for looking too much like Will Smith.
 * The result was a slap in the face.
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 * Michigan Wolverines football was nominated for deletion for breaking the nominator's heart.
 * The result was sad.
 * Rob Manfred was nominated for deletion per WP:IDONTLIKEIT.
 * The result was locked out.
 * Русский рубль было номинирован на удаление за бесполезность, при этом вся страница на русском языке.
 * Результат был растопить, налить в лучшую отечественную водку и выпить.
 * Ty Van Burkleo was nominated for deletion for being WP:FIRED.
 * The result was arson.

Users for Deletion

 * User:Jimbo Wales was nominated for deletion because someone had to.
 * The result was a whale of a UfD.

Joke pages

 * Milwaukee Brewers–Pittsburgh Pirates bottom of the 6th inning on August 3, 2023, an inning of a baseball game played during the 2022 MLB season.
 * Tungsten Arm O'Doyle, the sad truth about a man only known because of Shohei Ohtani.

Articles for deletion

 * April 2 was nominated for deletion for being hilarious and original.
 * The result was mission failed, we'll get 'em next time.
 * Care was nominated for deletion.
 * The result's no care.
 * Invisibility was  nominated for deletion a second time  because the nominator had the same idea as the first person.
 * The result was visible.
 * Q was nominated for deletion for being useless.
 * The result was uickly uestioned.
 * Rules were nominated for deletion per Ignore all rules.
 * The result was more rules.
 * TikTok was nominated for deletion.
 * The result was rename to musical.ly.
 * World Baseball Classic was nominated for deletion because people got hurt.
 * The result was merge with spring training, delete both.

Articles for creation

 * That Thing by That Place was nominated for creation for being notable.
 * The result was internet exposure.

Joke pages

 * Cincinnati Reds–Oakland Athletics bottom of the 1st inning on April 29, 2023, an inning of a baseball game played during the 2023 MLB season.
 * Down Goes Anderson, a 2023 amateur fight between two baseball players.

Articles for deletion

 * Times New Roman was nominated for deletion for being used in academia too often.
 * The result was Arial.


 * Wii wheel was nominated for deletion for being slower than other methods of driving.
 * The result was more motion controls.

And don't worry about April 2, someone beat me to the punch.