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July of 2013 Gregorism has came to be. Lord Gregory, much like the Christian religion has a creator of man kind. Gregorism consists of Gregory, Grandma and Steve. Gregory: Gregory is the maker of all. It is believed that he is the one who decides your fate. He is nor good nor evil. Gregory is not a human, nor is he a plant or animal or anything else. He is what you would call, a spirit. He can take on any shape he wishes just to make sure in the end you get what you deserve. Grandma: Grandma is much like what you assume a grandmother to be like. He is the most favored of the three. He is kind, loving and only wants the best for everyone. Steve: Steve is a demonic entity who just wants everyone to die a slow, painful, gruesome death. If you ever cross paths with Steve you will go into a deep depression. You may fall in love, then get your heart ripped out by the person. You may have it all, a nice house, money and a loving family but once you cross paths with Steve prepare for it all to leave.

The only thing you can do to avoid Steve is pray to him. Beg for forgiveness. Go into explicit detail on what foul creatures the human race is and pray to lord Gregory that Steve will have mercy on your soul.