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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you. They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug? The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first. What I do when I see someone pretty is I stare I smile then when I get tired I put the mirror down. Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time...Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face! I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.