User:8219jack

Did you know that that Aberham Lincoln was never actually assasinated, back in the 1800th centery my great great great grandfther pretended to kill him and Aberham ran out of the room that he was apparently killed in, but he wasnt killed after that he ran into the back of my great great great grandmothers white van and she drove away, my great great great grangfather jumped off the stand and broke his leg and ran into his bugatti and drove away but he ran out of gas and the po po cought up to him and killed him my great great great grandmother froze Aberham Lincoln into a block of ice and he now lives in my basement freezer so he is still alive @www.nojoke.com you can see pictures of him.