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Will Gurney - American Dirt Bag/Ad Agency Bro

Will Gurney is from Buffalo, New York. He rocks croakies all day, loves dominating in the paint, get's buckwild to Big Frieda, and generally will waste his twenties trying to game the game when all he has to do is straight ask himself one question: "What does Will Gurney Want?"

The Answer: "Jungle juice and a decent haircut".