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Perryism. The religion that worships the most elite man on world of warcraft. Perryman. He is an 85 blood elf pally. He'samazing.

He reigns from the horde side of Nazjatar, and pwns noobs around the world. You don't challenge perry man. it doesn't happen.

The way to worship perry, is to only try to reach his standards..pffft.

Historical Things: In the darkest night of October, a star came down form the heavens and said "well this world is boring. I'ma give these guys a Perryman." And then a beam of light from that star shone on the ground. The ground then cracked and Perryman jumped out of it, proclaiming "Sup". From the moment of his rising, women started having multiple orgasms and bro's were all jelly. He once kissed a baby's forehead, it giggled. That baby is now who you called Jesus.This baby also has split personality disorder and the blind side of him is stevie wonder. People all around the world come from the deepest of corners to profess their love for him, and he puts his no emotion glasses and says....Tacos. after this he took over the world....of warcraft- and bitch slapped the Lich King, but let him live...but he killed his pet turtle. He is the cure to cancer. He also can do 63 back flips. 64 is jus too much.Crop circles are Perryman's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

His great rise to power came when he fought himself and won, killing himself, but as Perryman is immortal, he did not die. This created a paradox and destroyed 14 alternate realities.

To this day, Chuck Norris sleeps with his mother, in fear Perryman will end him.