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This is The Ultimate Chuck Diesel Timeline for the upcoming future film trilogy release. These films will be very powerful representation of all life and everything that exists. Enjoy... The Ultimate... Chuck Diesel... Timeline.

The Time of lines

1142 - Chuck Diesel is created

1145 - Chuck Diesel eats a sandwich

1281 - Shrek is born

1289 - Shrek joins Chuck Diesels karate class

1290 - Shrek falls in love with Chuck Diesel (he was 9)

1292 - Shrek punches Chuck Diesel in the face and runs away into the swamp (he was only 11)

1292-2001 - Chuck furiously masturbates (he takes his time)

2001 - Shrek has a movie

2002 - Peter Griffin watches the movie and gets offended

2002 - Chuck watches the shrek movie and feels hope to go find shrek

2004 - Shrek has another movie

2007 - Shrek makes another movie

2010 - Shrek has one last movie

2010 - Shrek couldn't make another movie because he got hungry and ate the cat and the donkey.

2011 - Shrek needs money so he sells three of his children to china

2011 - Fiona difforces Shrek and takes his cave

2011 - Shrek loses his mind and kidnaps, tortures, kills, and eats fiona

2011 - Shrek becomes depressed and sets out on an adventure to find his only love

2017 - Peter Griffin has a epiphany from Shaggy, he sets out to kill shrek

2019 - Shrek finally arrives at Chuck Diesels doorstep, he gets kidnapped

This Timeline is very well in the making with much more to come, please be patient as this will probably not come to completion for many years. The universe is the one creating this Timeline, just like it created shrek and Chuck Diesel. Thank you, and enjoy the ride.