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NAOISE AND THE GREAT BATTLE

THERE WAS ONCE A FEARSOME WARRIOR KNOWN ONLY AS NAOISE {KNAOW-SHAW}. IT HAS BEEN SAID THAT HE ONCE LEFT SOME FISH FINGERS IN A FREEZER THAT WERE NOT UNCOVERED FOR THREE WHOLE MONTHS.

BORN: 1872

DIED: 1871

SEX: I DON'T NEED NO MAN

POLITICAL AFFILIATIONS: THE RENEGADE MASTERS

ONCE ACTUALLY ATE AN ORANGE ON THE TOILET

SUFFERS FROM A RARE PSYCHIATRIC CONDITION KNOWN AS STRATEGIC RETARDATION