User:APclark/Nonsense

I love nonsense, and if you want to, vandalise this page.

'This page was destroyed by the great Aidan P. Clark many many years ago during the reign of the evil Tony Blair We do not speak his name. He was forced to do so by the evil Gordon Brown who struck fear into the hearts of little spackers like David Davis. We know Brown was working on a secret project for Tony We do not speak his name. that no-one knows about to this day, since both disappeared into the wand of terror and were never seen again. Davis took over the rule but he was quickly killed by Charles Kennedy in an attempt to propose to the former ruler's wife Sherry. However the great Aidan P. Clark restored peace and order and handed the throne back to the rightful king, Alan Shearer.'