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HERES A NEW ONE:

DUMBLEDORE IS REALLY ALIVE COS VOLDEMORT REVIVED HIM (COS THEY’RE ACTUALLY BEST FRIENDS)

DUMBLEDORE IS ALSO A DEATH EATER

HARRY DISCOVERS THAT THE ONLY WAY 2 DESTROY A HORCRUX IS 2 EAT IT, SO HE FINDS EVERY HORCRUX….AND EATS THEM ALL!!!

HARRY KILLS RON, HERMIONE, HEDWIG, KREACHER, GINNY, THE DURESLYS, THE WEASLYS, THE MALFOYS, SNAPE, PEEVES, LUPIN, HAGRID, WORMTAIL…..PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE IN THE BOOK….AND GUESS WHAT?? HE EATS ALL OF THEM 2!!!

THE FINAL SHOWDONW IS IN HONEYDUKES. YES!! HARRY KILLS VOLDEMORT (ITS TRUE) AND THEN HE MARRYS DOBBY AND LIVES HAPPILY EVER AFTER….

THIS IS TRUE EVERYONE…I HAVE READ THE !REAL! BOOK BECAUSE I WORK AT FLOURISH AND BLOTTS!!!

I AM SORRY IF I HAV RUINED THE BOOK FOR U!!!