User:A More Perfect Onion



I've been editing Wikipedia for a few years as an anonymous user. I frequently watch the Recent Changes page, and tag articles for speedy deletion. I finally decided to get a user account so that I could use Twinkle.

I'm not perfect; I'm only more perfect. I've been known to whack myself with a trout when necessary. I am not open to other editors wielding fish at me on Wikipedia, but I will gladly face people in a trout-fight elsewhere.

DYK hooks I've written
(These are the hooks, not the articles.)

Appeared on 1 April 2010:
 * ... that Wikipedia covers the whole shebang?
 * ... that Perth, Western Australia, got rid of ugly men in 1948?