User:A sentient pickle

A sentient pickle is a member of the species Cucumis sativus that has developed the capacity to experience its own existence subjectively. Currently, there are only two know sentient pickles who demonstrate sentience. The first doesn't count, because apparently, he was a human before he made himself into a pickle. The only true native-born sentient pickle is anonymous, and currently is orbiting Iapetus, the third-largest moon of Saturn.

The anonymous pickle is a relatively new user of Wikipedia, utilizing an invisible dyson sphere around the sun (that no one on Earth has thus far been able to detect), to power an enormous satellite internet connection back to Earth. The pickle (he really does prefer 'the pickle') has been on Wikipedia before in a different life, but it learned a few lessons and now uses his incredible pickle powers to rid Wikipedia of missing sources, poor typography, grammar and spelling, and occasionally writes articles on subjects when his sources back on Earth can relay information to him.

He talks about himself in the third person because that makes him more comfortable. He's a pickle, and he understands that most people reading this are humans, and are very judgemental about vegetables that can speak for themselves.

Personal life
The sentient pickle enjoys moping about the equatorial ridge and tending to Cassini's mangled parts, most of which he's assembled into the beginnings of a 2-stage orbital insertion vehicle, so he can maintain the satellites his ancestors constructed.

He is married and has a crop of about 14,000 children this year. He has extended family in California.

Fancy boxes
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