User:Aaron Brenneman/Userpage items/Poems/16

User:Doc glasgow 14:49, 9 February 2006
 * Tae a sysop
 * Congratulations, yer RfA,
 * Haes gane sae well, A hiv tae say.
 * Ye teuk the agro on yer chin;
 * And i'the end, desert tae win.


 * Fae ane that doun this road hae been,
 * an joys an grief baith hae seen,
 * Some gash advisement mabbe ye’d heed;
 * Fae A can see yer patent need.


 * It, thay say, aw ‘nae muckle deal’:
 * But nou, important ye micht feel,
 * As ye hae thae admin tools,
 * Thare tae help enforce the rules.


 * Of course, ye'll ken there is no bar,
 * to yer using IAR;
 * But please gae cannie at aw times
 * Desysoping’s the fee for crimes.


 * Be chivalrous, pertect the weak;
 * Be stoot the cruft, aye tae delete;
 * Dinna be a bawheid, but bend the rules
 * An only, e'er, dit the fuils.


 * Use rummle-gumption, and hae a hert,
 * Trolls, cuifs and freends tae tell apairt;
 * And whan it is yon Sidaway
 * Gang not intae that sair fray.


 * A sysop walks upo a line,
 * sae fair-faced be, at ilka time.
 * But ayeweys in yer lugs shoud ring
 * ’the ENCYCLOPEDIA’s the thing.’