User:Aaron Brenneman/Userpage items/Poems/8

KillerChihuahua?!? 14:52, 11 January 2006 (UTC)


 * Aaron edits on Wikipedia
 * And solicits rhymes to lessen tedia
 * His submitters state they comprehend
 * Couplets worse have not yet been penned.
 * Yet still the couplets keep coming
 * Tho' the efforts made are mind-numbing
 * He calls for insults, and yet
 * The target he offers is suspect
 * When he asks us him to insult
 * You see the sorry result.
 * The insulting couplets desired
 * In uneven metre are mired
 * If you want an insult in rhyme
 * You must give us a target sometime.
 * If insults scathing you want
 * More faults you will have to flaunt
 * As it is, for jibes you must ask
 * We just are not up to the task
 * In response to your posted request
 * I say, give it a rest!