User:Aaronerom/Aaron Moren

History: Aaron was born in the year 2999. At the age of six he invented his very own time machine and travel back in time. At the age of fifteen he bought Haiti for a shiny penny and a sack of potatoes. He later became bored and destroyed it with an earthquake. In 2011 he became supreme dictator of Africa because he is, "so freaking cool that we really didn't even mind."

Hobies: In his spare time, Aaron enjoys playing basketball and dunking on all the black people just to show them how he dominates. He also enjoys flying his G5 airplane to school everyday. On the weekends he likes direct/star in movies about ninjas and hot moms.