User:AbJ32/Alcohol

Alcohol is very bad for you. If you drink too much of it, you may experience nasty side effects, as follows
 * Headaches
 * Dizzyness
 * Nausea
 * Reduced motor control
 * Blurred vision
 * Dehydration
 * Lack of oxygen
 * Pregnancy
 * Head exploding
 * Strong and sudden urges to buy pokemon cards
 * Unexplained attraction to bright lights
 * Drowning
 * Terrorism
 * Communism
 * Cheetos
 * Liver failure
 * Being wrong
 * Sucking at scrabble
 * Losing arguments with Hwkiller
 * Heightened sex drive
 * Inability to ski down Mt Everest
 * Inability to operate a screwdriver
 * lessened ability to hold one's bladder
 * inability to not tip the bartender
 * profuse sweating
 * profuse vomiting
 * profuse nakedness
 * increased ability to befriend small animals
 * absolute incapacity to use a keyboard
 * tendency to lose shoes in seemingly benign situations
 * +10 speech volume
 * -20 speech pronunciation