User:Abbystern

Lazyitis
Lazyitis is a rare medical condition that affects 1 in every 30,000 people. It is a very serious condition with no cure. Sufferers of the disease hate moving, let alone strenuous exercise like walking. It can manifest itself in either a mild case or an extreme case. This is a totally real disease, like having your bladder on your foot and having to pee from your toes or having eyes for nipples.