User:Abercrombie model

So my name is Kai(k-ii) rhymes with die lolz im currently 16 years of age, and I am an abercrombie/hollister model. I am an African-American, so NO we are NOT racist employers, or racist stores. We are NOT equal opportunity employers, which means that if you're not gorgeous, don't bother to even walk into our stores. We only hire beautiful people, so if you're not even pretty, get a job at gap or something. Being a Abercrombie/Hollister model is a lot of fun, I am currently dating another model named Kyle. Kai and Kyle sounds sooo sweet! But I am not a snob, maybe a prep, but not a snob. I live in South Cali, the best place to live EVER! And I luuuh-ve shopping. I have a little brother and sister, and they're ah-dorable. Devin and Dylan. Dylan's the girl. I also have a big brother and sister. Tiler and Angelina. I love, love, love them! I read the clique books by Lisi Harrison, and I just finished the 8th book, Bratfest At Tiffany's. I would say I'm living life like them. Scratch that. They're living life like me! My life is totally perfect. My dad has his own real estate company, and he's a former doctor, so I'm pretty spoiled(Richh!). My mom usually goes out with her girls and gets pampered, and shop's all day. Like me! I have a cream-colored Escalade, wood-grain hatass'(and it's mineee!)! But not old enough to drive yet, so I have a driver named Louie. He's so HOTT. And 27. My best friends are Michelle, Diana, Kali, and Missy. We're the FAB 5! (I'm the only black one, and Dianna is a latin hottie! Actually, her parents are from Spain or something? But she totally speaks NO Espanolo. Hehe. Any ways!) We go shopping like veery day! And together we have 296 DESIGNER bags. Yes I said 296. And DESIGNERRRRR! Yea so hate on us. My life is perfect! Oh yea and I do believe in God, he's my savioorr! Smooches! -Kai