User:AbiEastwood

King Henry III pood himself at the battle of Camebridge in 1999 after he sees sir road man Willie-am the 100th at the battle. Henry was jealous coss willie-am stole his peng tin with the fat back and sold her to Nathanial O o-creepy 1 the 1st. Then sprouse rode in on his stalian and yelled “I’m tacking your misis” so then Nathanial o creepy 1 fainted and Cole said “nah brudah I’m jocking “. Then the 2 gay monks (Patrika ,harvya) So King Henry beheaded them both after they were caught macking out and committing insest because he’s the only gay in the village.