User:Abigailcecile

== Quife

'''This is the definition of a virginal fart produced by a female> They are highly dangerruos and can blow up peoples heads. People must be very careful when near one as they can cause periods to men and women also they are highly radioactive and can mutate penises if "quifed" on !!!! Thank you for reading this remember alway be aware of the unknown and never think its funny if a female quifs!!!! Many have not accepted this and think its funny to mock the big distarged quifs but they were wrong and had concequences too horrible to talk about !!!!'''