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Joey Rosskopf

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Joey Rossekof

AKA: Boonen Legs

Team: Jittery Joes

Nickname: The Kaisser

Goal in Life: To look back and beat Tom Boonen with a smile

Personal Role Model: Michael Brown

Weapon of Choice: A Louis Greneau that is actually a Bianchi 928 incogneto

First Bike: A Pink Barby Bike but I made it look masculin with my massive quads

Why I Ride: To make everyone I ride against live a day in hell

Favorite Pro: Myself

Favorite Drink: JJ's Coffee

What he does in his Spare Time: Gets all the ladys to massage his massive, bulging quadriceps.Curls up underneath the covers with a nice warm cup of Jittery Joe coffee and a Harry Potter Book.

Female he would most do: Herminee Granger

Favorite Com median: Michael Brown

The way he rides: Like a BullDog

When he is expecting: January 2010

The Name of his Future Baby: Food Baby Rossekof

Person who has Influenced me the Most : Coach Brock and Michael Brown

Favorite Quote: "Joey Hungry" "Joey Need Food", "YA, I'd do me", "I'm Joey Frickin Rosskopf", "Dream manfully and nobly, and thy dreams shall be prophets"

Chamois Butter of Choice: JR Nuts (Joey Rossekopf)

Favorite Food: What ever can make my food baby grow

Thing he Hates the Most: People who think they can beat him

Person he Would Most Like to Meat: Foxxy Tina

Goals/Ambitions: To beat Lance Armstrong and put Fabian Cancellara in the gravel in a race and to have little Herminee's and little Joeys

Value of his autograph: $300.00 and growing

Best Friends: Steve Schott and Aaron Blackwell

What was the strangest thing ever seen: Steve, Joey, and Michael trying to beat me in a sprint

Victory salute of choice: The superman

If you weren't a cyclist, what would you be: Porn Star

Bottom line: Joey's living the life and Living the Dream.

Things he wants to do Before he Dies: Autograph Steve's and Aaron's Jittery Joe hat

Please Check out Joey's Fan Site at: www.joeyrosskopfrocks.com www.officialEBayoutletofJoeyRosskopf.com