User:Aborigional Wonderful

Aborigional Wonderful is a modest Native Australian musician based on the outskirts of Melbourne and belongs to the tribe of the Wunderjuri people. He was well known in his local province of being 'one bad mother'. When he was only 5 he was dealing drugs and was shot 3 times before he hit the tender age of 7. "yeah i was dealing drugs man, 'cos the man was being all segrating and shit man. you know what im saying man?" His life was dramatically changed when he was adopted by a white man in his 50's who specialised in children's needs. "yeah man i was only bout 8 or 9 man when that white man came up and asked me if i had an alibi man. He said all this whack shit like he could help me if i took my shirt of and touched my toes. He was the only genuine man i met man." Aborigional Wonderful first really hit the music scene with his number 23 hit "my mutha's a rabbit and fox may trot but those tits will drop". "i had some good back up musicians back in the day, but they all conformed and stuck wit' the man while i was out fighting crime with a rhyme i was always on time." But something tragic occured when Aborigional Wonderful came out of the closet and admitted he was actually a homosexual man. "i was always so negative to the man, because i was a man, who wanted a man, man." But Aborigional Wonderfuls father, Quossi Mofo shot Aborigional Wonderful and ended his life at the age of 11.